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Kids, I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your mother.

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She looked down and asked me if it tasted good.

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I’m sitting in the toilet and my child doesn’t want to stop banging on the door.

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They always said her beauty was just skin deep, but I thought they were wrong.

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The extra screw you left in my car's engine almost got me killed.

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Can’t lift my head to see my toes and I can feel my breath against my face.

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"THERES A BOOMER ON MY PLANE HELP"

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As I walked out of my parent’s house trying to act normal the neighbor saw and waved at me.

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Do it, do it, do it, we chanted to our friend who was readying himself to jump off the roof into the pool.

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It's called the death of a thousand cuts, an ancient torture; the victim is slowly skinned alive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Kids, I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your mother.	8
She looked down and asked me if it tasted good.	8
I’m sitting in the toilet and my child doesn’t want to stop banging on the door.	8
They always said her beauty was just skin deep, but I thought they were wrong.	8
The extra screw you left in my car's engine almost got me killed.	8
Can’t lift my head to see my toes and I can feel my breath against my face.	8
"THERES A BOOMER ON MY PLANE HELP"	8
As I walked out of my parent’s house trying to act normal the neighbor saw and waved at me.	8
Do it, do it, do it, we chanted to our friend who was readying himself to jump off the roof into the pool.	8
It's called the death of a thousand cuts, an ancient torture; the victim is slowly skinned alive.	8